A little bit of innocuous fun...

Our EU Council President, who art in Brussels,
mispronounced be thy name.
Thy ever-deeper union come, thy directives be done,
In Chisinau as in Bremen,
Give us this day our daily budget support,
and forgive us our squabbles
as we forgive those who squabble over us.
Lead us not into isolation
and deliver us from Miszei.
For thine are the democratic values, institutions and traditions,
For ever and at least until the next anticipated election,
Amen.