Voter Guide

Let's keep things dead simple here:

1. The parties on the left of the chart are the bad guys (and some of them are very, very bad).  Don't touch them with a barge-pole.**
2. The parties at the bottom of the chart are too small to get over the 4% threshold.  Don't waste your vote on them, no matter how much you like them.  (As for independents, don't even think about it)
3. The top right is the place to be, and the topper and the righter the better.*

*This grammatical formulation was used under the supervision of trained specialists.  Do not attempt verbiage of this form this in your own home.

**The parties on the right aren't necessarily good, they're just much less bad.